MY TRUCK SUCKS!!!!

Ok to all anyone wanna buy a truck? Tonight I went to a bar and my tire was low ok fine I will fill it up after the bar but noooo it is FLAT when I get out.( Guess where the gas station is 1/2 mile away) So I had to gimp my truck to the gas station to go buy fix a flat. First of all fix a flat does not work on tires larger than 14" tires mine are 16" top that off it is jacked up as far as it can go (meaning no jack to put on spare and no spare tire also) I get the gas station and the tire is completely off the wheel SHIT!! Had a friend come pick me up for good ole Racine only one I knew was awake. To cold to walk and can't smoke to cold to due that. By now my buzz is gone now I am pissed off even more and I am hungry....

To stb and djw good job guys hope you make it all night/morning